1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,580 I bet we've been together for a million years. 2 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:21,640 And I bet we'll be together for a million more. 3 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:27,420 Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed. 4 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:32,940 And I can't remember what I ever did before. 5 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:38,120 What would we do, baby, without us? 6 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:40,880 What would we do? 7 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,850 I don't mean to be rude, but do you guys mind if I use this room for a while? 8 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:08,410 Oh, no, go right ahead. 9 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:14,970 Well, what I mean is, what I'm trying to say... Want us to leave? 10 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:16,490 Well, not right away. 11 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,580 I was hoping you could help me clean up before you left. 12 00:01:19,460 --> 00:01:22,840 Do we have to leave the grounds altogether? Can we find a room somewhere 13 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,839 hide? 14 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:24,840 Oh, you don't understand. 15 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:28,900 Sherry Marshall's going to be here any minute, and I'm anxious to make a good 16 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:29,900 impression on her. 17 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:31,660 Who is Sherry Marshall? 18 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,880 She happens to be a Pi Nu, the best sorority in the whole world. She's the 19 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,320 president. Is she coming alone or with some secret service agents? 20 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:46,120 Yesterday, out of all the kids in Mrs. Pover's class, Sherry picked me to do 21 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,280 science project with her. 22 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,200 I think she may ask me to pledge a sorority, so I want everything to be 23 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,980 Dad, can you give me a hand with Skippy? 24 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:56,919 Oh, no! 25 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,140 Why are you bringing him in here? Is that the voice of my beloved? 26 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,080 Is that you, Mallory? 27 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:07,460 I'm not your beloved, Skippy. We've been through this before. I am your neighbor 28 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,180 and ex -babysitter. What happened? 29 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,060 Oh, he was going out for a pass, and he ran into the pole. 30 00:02:14,859 --> 00:02:17,460 Skippy, you were supposed to go to the pool and stop. 31 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,240 I did. I stopped when I hit the pole. 32 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,480 Get a cold rag, honey. Come sit down, Skippy. Oh, Mom, don't let him sit down. 33 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:27,520 Sherry's going to be here any minute. He's hurt. He's got to sit down. 34 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,900 Well, then at least cover him up with something. 35 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,120 Can't you talk nicely to Skippy? 36 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,600 Sorry, Dad. 37 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,900 Listen, Skip, uh... 38 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,860 It's vital that you leave now. 39 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:45,520 Someone very important is on her way over to see me. 40 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:48,680 Obviously, I don't want her to think I know you. 41 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,500 I understand. 42 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,440 Much better. 43 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,620 Come on, Skippy. Let's take a look at that scratch. Yeah. 44 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,380 That's her. Quick, get him out of here. Oh, Mallory. Hurry, hurry, before she 45 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,380 sees me. 46 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,080 really glad we're partners. It's going to be a lot of fun, and it's a great 47 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,600 chance for us to get to know one another. 48 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,920 Yeah, great. 49 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,560 Where's Alec? 50 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,060 Huh? Alec Keaton? 51 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,460 Isn't he your brother? 52 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,160 I suppose technically he is, yeah. 53 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,980 Anyway, I was thinking about something along the lines of ecology. 54 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,560 Maybe a chart showing the breeding cycle. 55 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:34,900 Is he here? 56 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,940 I don't know. We're really not that close. 57 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,840 I run into him now and again down at the market. 58 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,220 Oh, I hope you don't mind. It's time for the commerce and shipping news. 59 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:54,760 Alex, we do mind. We're doing a project for school here. 60 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,180 All right, all right. I'll listen to it upstairs. 61 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,260 It's a lot more exciting in stereo anyway. 62 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:04,200 Wait, you know what? I'll go with you. I just love the commerce and shopping 63 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,200 news. 64 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:06,900 Shipping. 65 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,360 No, I don't think we've met. 66 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:10,770 I'm Sherry Marshall. 67 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:12,910 Great. Take care of yourself. 68 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:18,490 So anyways, what do you think about the ecology thing? 69 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,390 Or maybe you have something else in mind. 70 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:24,810 Did Alex ever go out with any of your friends? 71 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:28,890 No, never. He says he has some kind of reputation to uphold. 72 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,470 It's too bad. 73 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:32,730 He's really cute. 74 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,730 I was hoping we could double date sometime. 75 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:37,890 Double date? 76 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:38,930 Me and you? 77 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,380 What if Alex never goes out with your friends? 78 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,540 Did I say never? I don't know what I was thinking. 79 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:49,380 You know, come to think of it, there's still some openings on our sorority 80 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,160 We're voting on the next week at our big dance. 81 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,500 That'd be a great place for a double date. 82 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,740 I forgot my globe. 83 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,380 Uh, how's your project coming? 84 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,480 It's starting to shape up. 85 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:12,870 I've come up with a terrific idea for Mallory's science project. 86 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:14,990 Isn't Mallory supposed to come up with an idea? 87 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:17,450 Her idea was for Dad to come up with it. 88 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:22,170 Anyway, I think she should try making a scale model of a molecule. 89 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,890 Mallory can't even make a salad. 90 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:30,110 Stephen, I can see it coming. You're going to do the whole project for her. 91 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:34,190 Uh -huh. I learned my lesson on that relief map of South America I did for 92 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,190 Jennifer. 93 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,790 I had to take an incomplete on that one. 94 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,100 I explained that to you, Jennifer. I ran out of paint. 95 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,280 Anyway, I still think you should have handed it in. 96 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:50,220 Mrs. Bannon's pretty sharp. I think she would have noticed if Brazil was 97 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,220 missing. 98 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,460 Honey. Okay. 99 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,960 Uh, Jennifer, don't sit there. That's Alex's chair. 100 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 Since when? 101 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,500 Well, he prefers to sit there. I think we should let Alex have his way on that. 102 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,800 He asked so little of us. 103 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,400 Have you been into your hair dryer too long? 104 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,840 Morning. Hi, Alex. Your favorite chair is ready. I've been holding it for you. 105 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,540 What kind of cereal will you be having this morning? 106 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,340 This kind. 107 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:23,700 Let me get that for you. 108 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:26,660 Would you like some toast to go with that? 109 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,440 No, I'm not. 110 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:31,240 I'm going in early this morning. I haven't got time to wait for toast. 111 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,480 Well, have Dad's. 112 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,320 I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't know you wanted that. 113 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,160 Sure, there was no way you could tell. 114 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:49,780 Alex, what would you say if I told you I could get you a date with one of the 115 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,280 most popular girls in school? 116 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,880 I'd say that I don't need your help to do that. 117 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,480 Like who? 118 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,270 She is a wonderful girl with a great personality. 119 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,250 No, sounds bad already. 120 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:06,530 Look, Mallory, this wouldn't be your friend Sherry, would it? 121 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:08,110 Right. No way. 122 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:09,550 Why not? 123 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:12,630 Well, just the fact that you want me to go out with her is enough reason not to. 124 00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:14,870 That's sweet. 125 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:20,530 Look, Alex, for some strange reason, Sherry Marshall thinks you're cute. 126 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:24,650 And I want you to go out with her, say great things about me, and help me get 127 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:25,650 into Pioneer. 128 00:07:26,039 --> 00:07:29,980 Mallory, you sound a little desperate about the sorority. I'm not desperate, 129 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:30,980 I want to get in. 130 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,740 Is it worth joining the sorority, though, if you have to be manipulative 131 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:36,760 deceitful to get in? 132 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,140 Yeah. 133 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:45,260 Oh, Mom, you know what these things are like. The hard part is getting in, and 134 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,980 then once you're in, then you can be yourself. 135 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,080 Oh, that's my ride. I've got to be in early today. 136 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:51,480 Oh, what do you say, Alex? 137 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,300 She really thinks you're cute. 138 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:54,680 Listen, Mallory. 139 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:59,710 I don't go out with girls who have IQs lower than room temperature, who have 140 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:03,090 contagious diseases, or who are friends of yours. 141 00:08:04,270 --> 00:08:07,030 And there's certainly some overlap in those three categories. 142 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:16,210 How's your science project going, Dad? It's not my science project, Jennifer. 143 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,230 It's Mallory's. 144 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,050 Having some trouble with it. 145 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,430 What is it? 146 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:22,730 Uh, ice. 147 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:25,140 Don't let it melt. 148 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:31,500 It's not really ice. This is a perfect representation of a group of 149 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,500 water molecules. 150 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,679 Father's very proud of it. He's hoping for an A. 151 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,200 Alice, why would you help me out on this? It's just one date, that's all. 152 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,940 It's the principle, Mallory. 153 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:46,840 I am not some cheap floozy available for one -night stands with people you want 154 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,840 to impress. 155 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,720 Next thing, you'll be asking me to jump out of a cake. 156 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:53,970 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 157 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,630 Hi, Skippy. Actually, no, we're just going in to dinner. 158 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:59,530 As luck would have it, I'm free for dinner tonight. 159 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:01,470 That is lucky. 160 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:03,510 Forget it, Skippy. 161 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:07,610 She's kidding. You're welcome to stay for dinner, but call your mother. She 162 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:08,610 me over. 163 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:14,490 So, Skippy, what do you think of my... I mean, Mallory's science project? 164 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,190 Well, my dad... I mean, mine came out better. 165 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,450 Mallory's not finished yet. 166 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,620 Alice, I'm not just here for dinner tonight. I'm here for a victory 167 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:29,320 Congratulate me and pay me. 168 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,700 What are you babbling about? 169 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:36,220 Well, remember that bet we made about six years ago that I would never get any 170 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:38,100 grade higher than a C in school? 171 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,540 Well, read this and weep. 172 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,000 This is a hygiene test. 173 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,100 This doesn't count. 174 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,100 Look at these questions. When do you use soap? 175 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:57,860 How could you miss that? 176 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,340 Test is a test, Alex. You owe me 50 bucks. 177 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,060 I haven't got 50 bucks. 178 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:07,320 It's dinner time for one of you. 179 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,220 Your mother said I could stay, Mallory. 180 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,120 She's had a high fever, Skippy. She hasn't been herself. 181 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400 Skip. 182 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,800 If I can get Mallory to let you stay for dinner, will you knock five bucks off? 183 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,200 I'll take off ten. 184 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,680 You drive a hard bargain, Skipper. 185 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:32,780 You know, I could be persuaded to forget the entire fifty if you could get 186 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,080 Mallory to go out with me. 187 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,180 I'd love to go along with you on that one, Skipper, but let's try and stay in 188 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,180 the real world here. 189 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:45,420 It's just a chance for us to help each other out, that's all. 190 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,440 Dinner is on the table. 191 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,600 Mallory, can I talk to you for a second? 192 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,040 What is it? 193 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,520 I was thinking, Mallory. 194 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:58,060 Yesterday, you came to me in your hour of need to ask of me a favor. 195 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:02,120 I think that my rejection might have been a little hasty. 196 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,960 You mean you'll go out with Sherry? 197 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,320 Yeah, I think so. 198 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,080 Great! That is wonderful! 199 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:13,880 Uh, there is, however, one small favor that I'd like to ask of you. 200 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,560 Name it. Anything. 201 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,360 I'd like you to go out on a date with, uh... 202 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:21,730 Young Irwin here. 203 00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,910 I'd rather enter a convent. 204 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,790 I'm flattered by the competition. 205 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,610 Come on, Mallory, we can make this palatable. It doesn't have to be a long 206 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:36,690 You don't even have to be civil. 207 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,390 Do I have to talk to him? Skip? 208 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,030 Well, a couple of words would be nice. 209 00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:43,610 Of course you'll have to talk to him. Then it's off. 210 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,770 Conversation's overrated, Skippy. The important thing is you'll be together. 211 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,400 Okay, forget the talking. I'm flexible on that one. 212 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:53,240 Do I have to go out in public with him? That's up to Alex. 213 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,760 Yeah, I'm afraid so. See, we'll double date. We'll go together to the pineu 214 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,920 dance. I'm not dancing with him. 215 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,880 There's not going to be any dancing, Skip. 216 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,560 There's got to be dancing. This point is non -negotiable. 217 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,960 I don't think he's bluffing, Mallory. 218 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,400 I'll write one dance. Two dances, one slow. 219 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,880 Mallory? 220 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,120 I'd almost rather die than do this. 221 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,380 Sounds like a yes to me, Skip. 222 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,980 Now, don't lay it on too thick, okay? I mean, tell Sherry how wonderful I am and 223 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,600 all that, but don't get too gushy about it. 224 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,180 I'll try and control myself. 225 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:35,620 Hey, you two guys look great. 226 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,140 Oh, you really think so? I'm so nervous. 227 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,620 What's the big deal? 228 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:44,860 The big deal is that my life, my reputation, my entire social status is 229 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:45,860 Alex's hands. 230 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,880 Then you shouldn't be nervous. 231 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:49,520 You should panic. 232 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:54,849 ready to go? 233 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,910 Yeah. I guess. 234 00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,530 You look terrific, Mallory. Thanks, Mom. 235 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,450 Mallory, this is for you from Mom and me. 236 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,110 Thank you. 237 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,490 I was under the impression that you two weren't too crazy about the idea of my 238 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:13,270 joining. Well, we're not happy about the way you're getting in, but we know it's 239 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,270 important to you. 240 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:19,370 Alex, what made you change your mind about going out with Sherry? 241 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,450 Well, I thought it over and... 242 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:26,890 I realized that if it meant that much to Mallory, it means that much to me. 243 00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:29,830 Okay, you don't have to tell us if you don't want to. 244 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,110 Skip! 245 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,850 Skip, what are you doing here? I told you I'd meet you there. 246 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,790 I know, but you didn't tell me where it was. 247 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,620 Mallory, I don't mean to pry, but I'm kind of surprised that you and Skip... 248 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:58,420 Well, I mean, that the two of you... That we're going out on a date? Yeah. 249 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,900 I had to do it. It's the only way I could get Alex to go out with Sherry. 250 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:07,620 Yeah, you see, I'm going out with Sherry, so Mallory will go out with 251 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,840 I don't have to pay Skippy the money I owe him on a stupid bet. 252 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,560 Ah, to be young and in love. 253 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,880 Great sorority. 254 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:27,240 All girls, right? 255 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,640 Right. 256 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,760 Well, I think you're making a great move asking my sister to join. 257 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,600 I mean, she's a girl and everything. 258 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,760 Alex, did anyone ever tell you that you have a really cute nose? 259 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:41,579 This one? 260 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:45,920 Yeah. I like the way it just sits right there, just right in the middle of your 261 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,920 face. 262 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,800 Well, I've tried other locations, but I've always found that this one works 263 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,800 better. 264 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,620 You're funny, Alex. 265 00:14:55,080 --> 00:15:01,740 You know, I find a sense of humor in a man to be incredibly sexually 266 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,740 exciting. 267 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,200 A priest and a rabbi are in a rowboat. 268 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,240 Hi, you two. Having fun? 269 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,780 We were. 270 00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:16,760 Now, don't believe everything Alex tells you. I do have some flaws. 271 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Here's one now. 272 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,280 So, Alex, how you doing with your woman? 273 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,230 Let's get it over with. 274 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,750 They make a cute couple, don't you think? 275 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:37,230 Now, where were we? 276 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:41,350 Oh, I can't remember exactly. Something about you finding me incredibly 277 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,350 exciting. 278 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:46,250 You know, Alice, I've admired you from afar for a long time. 279 00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,030 Well, now you can admire me from a close. 280 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:51,910 Okay, everyone. 281 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,090 Okay, this is the moment we've all been waiting for. 282 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,560 You didn't miss any names on that list? 283 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,760 No, that's all. 284 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,460 Um, my name's Mallory Keaton. Can you check one more time? 285 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,260 I don't see your name on here anywhere. 286 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,440 I don't think it was submitted. 287 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,360 I don't understand. 288 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,620 Come on, Alex, let's go home. 289 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:00,910 Mallory, do you mind? 290 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:05,150 House, my name was not on the list to place a sorority. 291 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,210 Oh, what are you talking about? 292 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,170 Sherry, wasn't Mallory's name on the list? 293 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,430 I don't know. I'm not on the membership committee. 294 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:17,890 Well, I thought you said you were going to... Well, Mel, these things happen. 295 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:20,170 I mean, obviously Sherry did all she could. 296 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:22,950 House, I want to go home now. 297 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,170 Sorry, I know how you feel. 298 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:29,010 I'll see you there. 299 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:31,670 You're not coming with me? 300 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:35,170 I have responsibilities, Mallory. I'm needed here. 301 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,510 Mallory, I'll take you home. 302 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,490 Mallory! Hi, Dad. 303 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,350 Why are you sitting here in the dark? 304 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,850 I was just thinking. 305 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,920 What's that? Oh, this is your science project. 306 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,640 I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd work on it a little. 307 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,380 How am I doing on it? 308 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,840 I'll be honest, Mel, you're having trouble. 309 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,340 At this point, it's a B or a B plus at best. 310 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,960 Well, Dad, what's important is not the grade, but what you learn from it. 311 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,040 How was the dance? 312 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,040 Terrible. I wasn't even invited into the sorority. 313 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,600 Honey, what happened? 314 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,780 You want to talk about it? 315 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,500 What happened is that Sherry never even put my name on the list. 316 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,460 I mean, she got what she wanted and then forgot all about me. Oh, Mel. 317 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,940 I'm sorry. 318 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,060 How could I be so stupid? 319 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,980 Sherry was just using me. 320 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:42,700 Look, this may be hard to face, but, uh, weren't you using her, too? 321 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 That's different. 322 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,140 How? It worked for her. 323 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,560 Thought I heard voices. 324 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240 How was the party? 325 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,990 Jennifer, your brother is a jerk. 326 00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:55,590 I know that. 327 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,310 How was the party? 328 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,910 You didn't get in, did you? 329 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,290 Nope. 330 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,070 I'm sorry, honey. 331 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:06,650 Forget them, Mallory. We don't need those stinky P .U .s anymore. 332 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:08,910 High news. 333 00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:10,710 Same thing. 334 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:15,670 How could Shuri use me like that? And Alex knew she used me, and he still 335 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:16,670 there with her. 336 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,940 Well, we haven't heard Alex's side of the story. 337 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,860 Well, what could he say? I'm sorry Sherry ruined your life, but I think 338 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:23,860 cute. 339 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,320 Yeah, he could say that. 340 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,020 I could definitely picture Alex saying that. 341 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,940 I never got my slow dance. 342 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,560 The party's over, Skippy. 343 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,080 Aren't you afraid you're spoiling him? 344 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:39,820 It's just Skippy. 345 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,420 You know, Mallory, for someone who was treated rudely tonight, you haven't 346 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,440 learned any lessons from it. What do you mean? 347 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:49,590 It's a little difficult for us to have any sympathy for the way Sherry treated 348 00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:52,050 you with Skippy out there in the shrubbery. 349 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,330 Alex! Thought I saw a light on. 350 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,770 Alex, you have a lot of nerve coming back home. 351 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,330 Mallory, just hear me out. 352 00:20:01,570 --> 00:20:03,930 Yeah, I bet Alex told that Sherry off. 353 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,750 He probably just didn't want to walk out on her. 354 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,870 He was just being polite, right, Alex? 355 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,690 Right, Alex? 356 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,120 Can I speak to Mallory alone, please? 357 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,900 Well, you guys do have some things to work out. 358 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200 Go on up to bed. 359 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,560 Skippy, why don't you go into the kitchen and make yourself a few dozen 360 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 sandwiches? 361 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,380 Okay, but don't go to bed without telling me. 362 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,980 You're proud of yourself, Alex. 363 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:44,620 What kind of brother are you? Wait a minute, Mallory. Let's go back a few 364 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,000 here. You're the one who started this whole thing. 365 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,970 You wanted me to go out with Sherry. You wanted me to like her. 366 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:53,210 Yeah, but you were supposed to stop liking her once I didn't get into Pinew. 367 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:57,010 I'm sorry. I should have read my rule book on trickery and manipulation at 368 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,010 teenage dating. 369 00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,290 No. 370 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:02,130 Don't play martyr with me, Alex. 371 00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:04,550 You used me to get out of your bed with Skippy. 372 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,150 I used you. 373 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:09,850 You used me first to go out with Sherry to get you into Pinew. 374 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,650 That's only because Sherry was using me to get to you. 375 00:21:13,719 --> 00:21:17,220 Exactly. Sherry used me, you used me. I'm the only one who got used twice. 376 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,720 And I wasn't even trying to get into anything. 377 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:25,880 Well... 378 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:32,940 You 379 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:33,940 know what I mean. 380 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,500 Listen to us. 381 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,620 We're arguing over which one of us was more sleazy. 382 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400 I think you won. 383 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:46,940 Let's face it. 384 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,040 This has been quite an unsavory chapter in our young lives. 385 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,500 I guess. 386 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,020 You know, when you think of it, the only one of us who is pure of motive and 387 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,700 noble of heart is that young man in there. 388 00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:04,160 I'm sorry. I'll clean that up. 389 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,600 I don't know, Alice. It's like a temporary insanity or something. 390 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,500 I wanted to get into that sorority so bad that nothing else mattered. 391 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,780 Everybody goes through a moment or two like that in their lives, Mallory. 392 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,160 Where was my pride, my self -respect? 393 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,640 They didn't want me. Why did I want them? 394 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,100 They do have great sweaters. 395 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,620 I'm sorry, Alex. I really owe you an apology. 396 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:35,040 Well, it's possible that my behavior has not exactly been above reproach. 397 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,160 I owe you an apology, too. 398 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:39,180 Accepted. 399 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,660 You know, if it makes you feel any better, I told Sherry that if you 400 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,540 good enough for her, she wasn't good enough for me. 401 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,120 I'm not going to be seeing her anymore. 402 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,100 That's for me. 403 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,300 That's not Sherry. 404 00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:57,740 That's Lisa. 405 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,220 She's the sergeant at arms. 406 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,100 She's not like those other girls. 407 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,060 You'd really like her. 408 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680 I'll bet. 409 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,660 Why don't you go on? I'll go to bed. 410 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,020 I will. 411 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,540 I got something to take care of first, though. What? 412 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,380 I owe somebody something. 413 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,480 Can you come in here, please? 414 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,620 Erwin, they're playing our song. 415 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,500 Sit, Ubu, sit. 416 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,920 Good dog.